Just don’t be that guy. Seriously.
Saying ‘This won’t spoil it, but…’ and then proceeding to tell me something about the thing that I haven’t yet seen is, spoiler alert, a spoiler.
You have made me experience something second hand and, therefore, somewhat ruined it. Maybe ruined is a strong word. But it really irritates me.
The other day, I told someone I don’t like Superman but was going to watch Batman VS Superman anyway and they decided to just tell me the ending.
…
“Well, you don’t like Superman so I can tell you this *SSSSSPPPPOOOOOIIIIILLLLEEEERRRRR*”
Yep.
#unaware
#unaware
Obviously, I am aware there are far more important issues in the world than freakin’ spoilers, but it’s GoT night and the Independent, a NEWS OUTLET, just gave me a mini spoiler and it’s Monday. So sorry for being a little tetchy.
Independent, your reach is huge guys and you don’t need the internet points so just chill out for a sec, okay?
Independent, your reach is huge guys and you don’t need the internet points so just chill out for a sec, okay?
My reach is no where near any kind of relevancy, but I am prepared for a multitude of spoilers to head my way just in case. Probably from trolls who get their attention that way.
But this is not a post for the trolls. They know what they’re doing. This is for the people who say ‘Oh, I won’t spoil it, but that ending, WOW’. Don’t make me anticipate something! I spend the whole time waiting for something to happen that, inevitably, is incredibly underwhelming because of the anticipation.
I know you don’t mean it and, I know you’re just excited, but please, if I say ‘I haven’t seen/read/heard it yet’, just leave it at that.
I’ll come and find you when I’m ready.
/melodrama